Isn't this exciting? We get to go on this great adventure together. Thanks for saying yes to this, I'm really happy!
1 Anything for you! 2 It was a good opportunity.
1 What did I ever do to deserve you? I'll never know! 2 Right, definitely. But still, getting to move forward in your career with me is still nice, right?
1 (skip to the next dialogue) 2 Of course!
Oh- it looks like we're starting the intro segment!
Hello hello and welcome to our newest season of the Wild Crazy Race! As a special treat to our viewers, this season is going to be a little bit different. Who doesn't love an old fashioned reality television twist? No one? Good! That's why this season we're bringing you... Celebrity Couples! The same globe trotting competition, but this time we'll be getting up close and personal with some of our favorite celeb pairs! I'm sure you're all just as excited as I am to meet our fabulously famous contestants, so let's get to it! Here we are in beautiful Dubai with the equally beautiful Chad Dylan Parker and Crystal Fletcher!
We ARE beautiful, aren't we Chad?
Ha. What kind of question is that, Crystal? Of course we are! If looks were all it took to win this... we'd have taken first place the moment we walked in here.
SO true Chad. You know, I noticed that YourName and his/her little... pet are here.
What did you say?
You know I am just LOVING this drama, but at least let me introduce our other couple before the claws come out, Crystal! We, of course, have some fan favorites here. The amazing, illustrious YourName and YourSpouseName!
Thanks for having us!
It really is! And I know with YourName by my side, we can do anything.
Together I bet both couples feel like they could do anything.
Hmm, but what if... We switched it up?!
That's right! A twist on a twist! Not only is this a couples edition... it's a couples SWAP!
Stop. Stop right now, stop talking. You mean to tell me... I'm going to have to work with YourSpouseName?
And I'm with Chad?!
UGH! This can't be true!
Not only is it true, it's what the people WANT! Anyway, no more questions - group up with your new couple and get ready for the first clue! And don't even try to get out of this one or I'll tell the world about how you didn't want to win money for charity or something. I mean... have fun!
Good luck, have fun! Can't wait to film all this delicious drama.
1 This is the worst. 2 There won't be drama.
1 But the BEST for reality television! 2 Oh yeah? We'll see about that, won't we!
1 (End of Dialogue) 2 We will.
Well... to be honest, if I can't be with Chad... YourSpouseName is a pretty good alternative.
1 Hands off! 2 Whatever.
1 Oh as IF. Chad is my everything. It's you I should be worried about! Getting to travel the world with the most handsome man around! 2 It's SO whatever. And don't get any ideas as you travel around the world with Chad! He doesn't know how handsome and perfect he is!
1 Yeah, he's dreamy. 2 Uh... sure...
1 I know you're just saying that to get a rise out of me but I'm not stooping to that level! 2 (end of dialogue)
I guess we're... on a team now. I'm sure we can still win money for charity as long as you do exactly as I say. I'm super, really, very smart.
1 Right... 2 Yeah, no.
1 We'll need to make stops every half hour for hair touch ups of course. Oh! And I have a very strict diet, so I hope you can enjoy peeling grapes. 2 We aren't going to have very good team work if you don't listen and agree with every single thing I say! Whatever, I'll win this thing on my own!
1 Ugh... 2 Great.
Well. This is less than ideal, isn't it?
1 It's terrible! 2 It'll be okay.
1 Hey, we'll get through it! Distance makes the heart grow fonder, right? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm dreading having to spend any time with Crystal. But we made a commitment to this whole thing, so I think we should see it through. 2 Yeah, you're right! I mean distance makes the heart grow fonder, right? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm dreading having to spend any time with Crystal. But we made a commitment to this whole thing, so I think we should see it through.
1 You're right. 2 It'll be okay.
What do you think, should I let you win?
1 Yeah! 2 I'll win fair and square!
1 2 Oh really? I guess we'll see about that! Heh, honestly it's kind of fun to have this friendly competition with you.
1 2 Let's do this!
1 2 You're goin' down!
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