Ah! YourName! It is my pleasure to meet someone as delightful as you. Your manager? Delightful.
1 Hey... 10 2 (Come back later.)
I have asked you to meet with me here, because I think this is THE perfect venue for your nuptials.
Ever since Kim Kardashian West's wedding, Florence seems to be the IT place to get married. We have much to discuss, but I will be in touch with your publicist or manager once we've secured this venue.
Congratulations on the engagement, hun! I'm in SUCH a good mood that I'll ignore the fact that Ray at Starnews found out BEFORE I did. BUT we have a problem - I feel I say that a lot to you...
It seems Ray is the source to go to for learning of engagements. Have you seen the news? Power couple Chad Dylan Parker and Crystal Fletcher, glamorously horrible people... ...are also getting married, and you'll never guess where they're planning on making it official.
Mhmm. And thanks to them, Il Forte, perhaps literally the only place to get married is now taking the highest bidder for the day in question.
Why does it matter?
How could it NOT? As far as the media is concerned your wedding planning is well under way. The second it comes out that ANOTHER celebrity couple took precedence over you... Well, the tabloids will be ALL over that, and not in a good way for you.
So, I've spoken to the delightful Rupert Ambrose, and you can secure Il Forte for your wedding for $7,500 - just be thankful that isn't in Euros! But you'll need to get the money in 24 hours.