Why? WHY? Because you're going to be late for your wrap up party!
Erika Jayne is waiting for you at Panino! Hurry, hurry up!
YourName! You're here! For a second I thought you weren't going to show
It's all good! I just knew this party wouldn't be as fun without you. Oh - you're just in time. It looks like they're playing the highlight from our show!
What a season of True, Real People of Hollywood we've had. Thank you all for making it such a success! There's been so many laughs...
Ha! YourName! That's too funny! Stop, I'm going to spit out my drink! I can't with this!
But also... Drama...
Oh yes. How... humorous. No, really, I find it amusing how the two of you traipse around so carefree. It's cute.
1 Thanks! 2 Shady much?
1 & 2 Oh lighten up Lacy, we're just having a good time! Come on... have a drink with us.
YourName? Uh, yeah. Well, s/he sure seems to get along nicely with Erika. Dislike them? It's not like I dislike them. I just find their constant positivity... irritating. But that's none of my business.
Will this feud stay fuelled? Will Real People of Hollywood return for a new season? Keep up to date to find out!
That turned out so great! I can't believe you said that stuff, Lacy. It was all just for the show, right?
What? Oh. Of course. Totally. You think I actively don't like you and YourName? Ha. Of course not.
A Glad to hear it! B Sure...
B You can believe whatever you want, I was just... making good television.
Either way, Lacy, I had so much fun this season. But the best part hands down was getting to hang out with you, YourName!
Right back at you!
So what do you say? Should we get this party started? Look! They have karaoke! You HAVE to sing!
■ Okay! □ Let's duet!
■ Amazing! Make sure to pick a great song... □ Oh my gosh, what a good idea! I'm so game!
■ You sing an energetic solo - the room erupts in applause! □ You and Erika sing a fun and upbeat duet - the whole party is transfixed!
■ You. Were. Amazing, YourName! You absolutely owned that song! □ That was so much fun, YourName! We really make a great team.
■ Really? □ Totally!
■ & □ You have a really amazing voice, I didn't know you could sing like that.
1 Thank you! 2 I'm not very good...
1 Wait... I have an idea. 2 As if! You might be able to fool yourself by saying that but you can't fool me! I know talent when I hear it.
1 Oh? 2 Really?
1 You know how I'm just about to go on tour? To promote my new music? 2 Yes, really! You have to get out there and use your gift! Wait... I have an idea.
1 Yeah...? 2 Oh?
1 What if you came with me? You could sing on some of my new tracks, maybe appear in a video, perform with me... What do you think? 2 You know how I'm just about to go on tour? To promote my new music?
1A That sounds amazing! 1B I'm not sure...
1A I was really hoping you'd say that! Everything will be so much more fun with you around. 1B Oh, come on, someone as fabulous as you is self-conscious? I refuse to believe it! It will be absolutely amazing. I promise. We'll have SO much fun!
2 What if you came with me? You could sing on some of my new tracks, maybe appear in a video, perform with me... What do you think?
1A I'm so excited! 1B Well... okay then!
2A That sounds amazing! 2B I'm not sure...
2A I was really hoping you'd say that! Everything will be so much more fun with you around. 2B Oh, come on, someone as fabulous as you is self-conscious? I refuse to believe it! It will be absolutely amazing. I promise. We'll have SO much fun!
2A I'm so excited! 2B Well... okay then!
2B I was really hoping you'd say that! Everything will be so much more fun with you around.
2B I'm so excited!
They're going to go on tour... together?! I can't let that happen... With their combined fame and talent, by the time next season rolls around I'll be completely forgotten! So you think you can upstage Lacy Boyd, huh? We'll see about that... MUAH HA HA HA HA!!
What do you want?!
You're... laughing evilly.
I am? I mean - no I'm not! I just remembered a really good joke! You wouldn't get it! I have to go! But this won't be the last you'll see of me...
Um, of course not. We still have to film the new season.
Oh! Before I forget, YourName, I'll have my people call yours about the tour, okay?
Perfect! I can't wait!
I can't let this happen...
I can't wait to work with you more, YourName!
Hello, hello, YourName! I just got an exciting call from Erika Jayne. She says you're going to be helping promote her new music?
That's great! What a perfect partnership. You two seem to get along well. Hopefully doing this will be fun too, huh?
That's what I like to hear. So, we're going to start this campaign out with a bang. You'll be performing some backup vocals for Erika's performance at Chateau Nuit in Las Vegas.
I'm sure it will be! Make sure to dress to impress, and you can meet Erika at the club before the performance.