Er, (PlayerName), what's this I hear about you signing me up for a, uh, "lip-sync battle"?
You
1 You'll crush this! +? 2 You'll survive.
I won't stand a chance without your help!
You
We'll destroy Dirk/Willow.
I'll meet you at the Monstrobull Center near LAX. Oh, and (PlayerName)?
What is a "death drop"? Because if that's something I'm going to have to do, I fear the name may be chillingly literal...
You
I'll handle that...
Miss Managed, get ready to have your wig snatched. I'd be doing you a favor removing that hideous bird's nest from your head...
You
...
(Psst... (PlayerName)...) (I need your help coming up with an, er, "epic clapback".)
(What should I insult first?)
You
1 Hair... 2 Clothes... 3 Personality...
1 Hmm... ooh, thanks for the tip, (PlayerName). Er, Dirk, did you hear your hair was on TV last night? On the weather network. Because it's a natural disaster... 2 Hmm... ooh, thanks for the tip, (PlayerName). Er, Dirk, 2014 called. It wants its outfit back. (Seriously... aren't those clothes starting to stink?) 3 ---
You
Savage...
... ...
You
What, no comeback?
GRR! Let's just start the lip-sync!!
You
Sooner we do, sooner you lose. +?
Monstrobull
@Monstrobull
We'll have pics posted of (PlayerName) from Lip-Sync Battle on (Date) at (Time).
RayPowers
@StarNews_Ray
If you missed (PlayerName)'s appearance at Lip-Sync Battle, you really missed out!
+283,120 fans
(loud grinding noise)
You
What's that sound...?
It's my TEETH. They are GRINDING because I am FILLED with RAGE.
You
1 Chill out! +50 2 Cry about it, loser.
You think you're so hot... ... but how much longer until Miss Managed is even more popular than you?
Pretty soon it's going to be her at the top of the A-list... ... and you'll be left in the dust.
You
1 Fat chance. 2 You don't really think...?
(PlayerName), I won't need you to be my manager anymore.
You
1 Finally... 2 What? Why not?
After our triumph in the lip-sync battle, I'm getting calls from every agency in town! I'm a hot commodity, (PlayerName)!
You
1 That's great! 2 What have I done...
Who knows... Maybe soon, I'll be your top competition for the A list!
You
1 Fat chance. 2 Uh oh...
Play Again Tomorrow...
...to see if those who slay together stay together or if Miss Managed is about to snatch YOUR wig!