Welcome! We welcome you to another one of Vivian Vandermeer's fantastic, fabulous, fashion shows! As you know we, ahem, bid on the items as a way to show our respect for them. Nothing shady happening here, and certainly no priceless artifacts changing hands.
So let's get started! Look at this beautiful Golden Statuette I have here! Wow! Breathtaking! Shall we start the bidding?
1 (Bid on treasure.) 100 2 (Do nothing.)
1 Leads to below conversation with Vivian. 2 We have a bidder on call who's eager to get his hands on this item, last chance for anyone?
A (Bid on treasure.) 200 B That's my Monkey!
A Leads to below conversation with Vivian. B O-oh my. I beg your pardon? Who is this... miscreant! If you would like to um, support, this treasure, you'll have to bid like everyone else!
B It should be on display!
B In a private collection, I wholeheartedly agree. Ahem, Vivian?
Hey... wait a minute... aren't you...
Oh my- you're YourName! How did you get in here?!
No, you're right, it's not important. Now PLEASE stop making a stink. You're drawing a lot of suspicion...
Give the monkey back!
Ha. Ha ha! Nothing to see here folks! Just a little bit of confusion, we'll have this all sorted out! YourName, you can hold on to the Golden Monkey of Papeete for just a moment - an act of good faith to show absolutely nothing unsavory is going on here. We'll talk more after the show.
Ah good the bidding has begun. Wait a second...!
YourName! You can't be here, you can't bid on this item!
1 Really? Two hundred! 200 2 (Give up.)
1 S-stop! You can't... this can't be. I beat you! I beat you! 2 That's right. I'm sure SOMEONE here is willing to pay a fortune for this priceless artifact, someone who knows the benefit of keeping a treasure for themselves only. I mean, what's the use in owning things if other people can enjoy them? Makes no sense.
A Three hundred more! 300 B (Give up.)
B That's right. I'm sure SOMEONE here is willing to pay a fortune for this priceless artifact, someone who knows the benefit of keeping a treasure for themselves only. I mean, what's the use in owning things if other people can enjoy them? Makes no sense.
A And SOLD! To YourName with the undisputed high bid!
NO! This can't be... I should have gotten WAY more for it than that! This isn't over, you hear me? That monkey is NOT yours.
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YourName! What happened? You weren't able to get the monkey?
No, I wasn't.
Alright. Okay. Don't panic, don't panic. I'm sure... I'm sure we can figure something out. Just come to the museum unveiling and we'll... wing it. Together.
YourName! You've done it! You've really done it!
The Golden Monkey of Papeete is saved! I'm so happy I could just cry. I'm setting up a party at Oak to unveil it, will you bring it with you when you come by?
Excellent! Oh, I'm just buzzing, YourName, buzzing!