So Cheap

Simon will call you into his office some time after It's a Celebration.

Simon: "You know, Your Name, with the re-opening of Kardash, I got to thinking: what if YOU were to have your own boutique?

I don't know...

Let's do it!

If you select the second option,

Simon: "There's the go-getter spirit I like to see! You're on your way to becoming a fashion icon. Hashtag: famous."

...

Simon: "No? I thought the kids were saying that these days. Anyway, you should think about it, and I'll tell you why: I've heard it through the wire that your old place of employment, that So Chic boutique, is closing its doors."

Closing?

Simon: "Oh, yeah! And the owner is giving up the space for cheap. It's a good opportunity for some enterprising person to swoop in and take it. At least promise me that you'll speak to the owner. With the amount of money you've been raking in lately, I think you can afford it."

I'll check it out.

When you arrive in Downtown LA, Willow Pape/Dirk Diamonds will be outside So Chic.

Willow/Dirk: "WTF are you doing here? Are you stalking me again? Do I have to get a BODYGUARD now?"

Out of my way...

Can you afford one?

Willow/Dirk: "You're thinking of buying So Chic? Are you cray? You're hella late for that. Early worm gets the bird or whatever... I just need a little extra cash and the place is mine. KK, bye now!"

(Leave quietly.)

When you enter So Chic, Jonathan Borschtalk will greet you.

Jonathan: "Your Name... you used to work here, didn't you?"

I did. 4

(Come back later.)

Jonathan: "Whhat can I do for you? If you're looking for work... I don't think I can help you."

Looking to buy...

Jonathan: "You? THIS store? Buy? You have the money for that? I guess leaving WAS best for you. What are you up to these days?"

Modeling...

Jonathan: "That's YOU on those Chateau Nuit billboards? I've seen those! Wow... who would've guessed it?"

(Mention Willow/Dirk.)

Jonathan: "Ah, yeah, Willow/Dirk expressed interest. Frankly, I'm just looking to unload the place - I haven't been in touch with the day-to-day here in years, and it's time for me to move onto the next thing."

What's that?

Jonathan: "I'm going to operate the world's first bar to ONLY accept bitcoin."

Sounds terrible.

Sounds great!

If you choose the second option,

Jonathan: "Glad someone gets it - the bank sure didn't! So, basically, whoever pays me the $3,000 for this place first can have it. I'll tell you what: if you can pay me in the next three hours, I'll give you a little discount: $2,000. After that, it's full price."

I'm in.

This will initiate Seal the Deal.