Lon Garrera

Lon Garrera is a paparazzi who first appears during Meet and Greet.

Background Trivia
Lon Garrera is a paparazzi that's always looking for a good story or picture.

Related Goals

 * Meet and Greet
 * Home and Hearth

Dialogue
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 * Hey! You! Yeah, you!
 * Hey! You! Yeah, you!

Who are you?

Me? Lon Garerra, but that's not important. I wanna know who YOU are.

I saw you at The Brew Palms; you apparently know Kim Kardashian, and I saw you arguing with Willow Pape/Dick Diamonds. You could be a goldmine for someone in my line of work! Line of work…?

Paparazzi! You know… following celebrities looking for a good story or picture.

So, Willow/Dirk seemed pretty upset last night… I guess you two aren't on the best of terms? 1. We're not… 2. I guess not… 3. We just met… +

1. ??

2. Didn't think so. I guess it'd be fair to say that you HATE Willow/Dirk. a. Sounds about right! b. I didn't say that! +

a. ??

b. Well… maybe you should have! I can tell you he hasn't been holding his tongue about you - and Kim! - on EVERY social media outlet…

Oh, yeah! You should really follow this stuff. Being mentioned will get you more fans, and for a nobody like you, even a negative post will; of course, you can lose fans too.

Anyway… smile! On to more important people… no offense. …

3. That's weird, because s/he's going off about you - and Kim! - on EVERY social media outlet… Really?

Oh, yeah! You should really follow this stuff. Anyway… smile! On to more important people… no offense. …