Reality Check Show

You have 1 hour to receive a 5 star rating on the crossover reality event to win the Bel Air mansion. Good luck!

Dialogue:
Willow Pape/Dirk Diamonds: "I can't believe I'm actually INSIDE Kim Kardashian's house!"

Not for long...

Willow/Dirk: "We'll see! After I humiliate you on this show, Kim is going to step up her friend game. Out with you, in with me!"

You wish.

Willow/Dirk: "Your Name, you are to reality television what gas station sushi is to fine dining."

(Clapback.)

Willow/Dirk: "HOW DARE YOU? Your Name, you better bow down and tie your cheap shoes because you are TRIPPIN'!"

Real original...

Willow/Dirk: "WHATEVER. Ugh, is it time for a break yet? I need to get back to my trailer full of mirrors so I can feel like I'm surrounded by winners again!"

(Roll eyes.)

(Laugh at Willow/Dirk.)

Additional Dialogue:
Willow Pape/Dirk Diamonds: "I'm winning that dream home and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

False.

Gary Newman: "Good luck winning the dream home in Bel Air, Your Name. The crew is rooting for you!"

(Smile.)