Sangrisa Siesta

Kim wants to introduce to her long time best friend, Jonathan Cheban. Attend the three hour event to make his acquaintance.

Dialogue:
Kim Kardashian: "Your Name, you just missed Tom Lord. He had to leave his own party a little early..."

How come?

Kim: "You could say Tom was advertising his company's latest drink a little too hard. His celebrations were getting a little out of hand..."

Oh no...

Kim: "Thankfully, Tom hired Jonathan to work this event. Jonathan took charge quickly and made sure the party wasn't derailed... Jonathan talked Tom into taking a cab back to his hotel before the paparazzi got any embarrassing pictures of the situation. If Jonathan hadn't acted quickly, it could have lead to some pretty negative press for Tom's company..."

Totally...

Kim: "Aside from that one close call, the party has been going really well. Jonathan can't wait to meet you. Oh, there he is! Let's go introduce you..."

(Turn to Jonathan.)

Jonathan Cheban: "Your Name, Kim's told me so much about you! Don't worry, it's all good, I swear. I'm Jonathan. Great to finally meet you..."

You too, Jonathan!

Jonathan: "I've actually been keeping an eye on you ever since Kim brought you into the spotlight. You've done a terrific job staying there!"

Thanks!

Jonathan: "Just like Kim, I'm almost always working. I've done so many things, you wouldn't even believe it... I've launched major entertainment and lifestyle websites, designed clothing and jewelry, not to mention all the PR I've done... Who does your PR, by the way?"

Maria Holmes

Jonathan: "Maria Holmes? She's pretty good. She's not me, but you know, she's still pretty good. Kim says you're quite a hard worker too. I like that. I like someone who knows what they want, and they for it. I hope we get to work together in the future. Just not too soon. I've been spinning so many plates, I could use a little vacation! But I'm always up to new things, so I'll keep an eye out for anything we could work on together... Thanks for coming to my event, Your Name. It was great meeting you!"

You too, Jonathan!