Haters Gonna Hate

Dirk/Willow: What are YOU doing here? Are you STALKING me? WTF?

You can answer in one of two ways:
 *  I'm getting a picture of this...


 *  I came to talk...
 * Dirk/Willow: "Wow, that's great... except no one here wants to talk to you. I'm an important celebrity with stuff to do other than suck up to Kim Kardashian - she didn't mention me, did she?"
 * Dirk/Willow: "Wow, that's great... except no one here wants to talk to you. I'm an important celebrity with stuff to do other than suck up to Kim Kardashian - she didn't mention me, did she?"

You can answer in one of two ways:
 *  Not in a good way...


 * Dirk/Willow: "Whatever. Beat it. P.S.: your creepy stalker photo is going right online... KK, bye now.
 * (Leave quietly.)
 *  You wish!
 * Dirk/Willow: "Whatever. Beat it. P.S.: your creepy stalker photo is going right online... KK, bye now.
 * (Leave quietly.)

After the drama, Simon will call and suggest that you find a publicist. Luckily he knows just the one.

Dirk Diamonds= Dirk Diamonds @Dirk_Diamonds Trying to film a commercial at Mirimount, but turns out I'm being STALKED by @YourName!!!
 * #Creeper
 * -211 fans

Willow Pape= Willow Pape @WillowPape Trying to film a commercial at Mirimount, but turns out I'm being STALKED by @YourName!!!
 * #Creeper
 * -211 fans